Pursed Lips

But my Six Ways to Avoid Porn isn’t meant to be. Instead, it’s one big trangressive Bronx cheer aimed at the federal government’s latest fright fest. Sure, fight child pornography; you’ll get no opposition from me. But damn it, leave legal, consenting adults alone. Like me. So with no further ado:

Six Ways to Avoid Porn.

1. Wear a blindfold.

2. Turn the other cheek.

3. Get out of the house for awhile.

4. Get wrapped up in something else.

5. Focus on your work.

6. Create some art.

But whatever you do, don’t let the government take away your right to view legal pornography.

Check back tomorrow for a longer rant of a slightly different sort, OK?