Evidently those hasty marketeers known as spammers are now couching my “need” for a bigger penis in political language. This, despite the fact I inherently LACK A PENIS:
Traditional, liberal or newschool? Depends on how you were raised. Are we getting political here? Hell, no! This is just to describe your sex life. If you are traditional, delete this mail now. Please. If you’re liberal, you get yourself some pills after you’ve realized that hanging a two-pounds stone from your cock doesn’t make it longer. If you’re newschool, you happily dabble with things others don’t even know about. Traditionals have already deleted this mail. Ahem. Liberals – click here for the VP-RX, the best penis enlargement ever invented. If you’re liberal heart rebels, no worry, it’s money back guarantee.
The perv in me wants to point out to these hacks that some of us hang two-pound weights from our cocks for reasons other than length. We do it because it feels good. No, I don’t hang weights from my strap-on, but I’ve been known to pleasure my loved one with preponderous hanger-on’ers.
Our preoccupations are legion, aren’t they? Well, the whole thing’s a hoot and, besides, it’s not like we weren’t forewarned. But with ornaments gleaming from the tree and presents yet to trim, it’s difficult to be too serious about anything today.
