he’d get me these things for Christmas:

a three-part Irving Klaw DVD set.

all three CDs of porno music from the 1970s. (Remember when we called it porno and not porn?)

the newly released (on DVD) movie, The Pet. (Although this pet is actually buying it for her owner.)

the recently released book Sadomasochism: Powerful Pleasures. Oh — and Fetish Sex: An Erotic Guide for Couples by my colleagues, Violet Blue and Thomas Roche.

But since I’ve been a nice girl this year, Santa’s likely to bring me more mundane gifts. I’ll have to try less hard next year, I guess. LOL!