I got through the entire winter without a head cold and the minute the weather’s in the 70’s all week? Bam! I get a winner of a cold.

Today’s the first day I’m able to do anything — granted, anything from the couch — and my second Dirty Found almost ready to post. But until I spit out those last few words, enjoy a NSFW return performance by The Kids in the Hall:

Funny, but are we really screwing our cars today? Seems to me, they’re screwing us.